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Sunday, August 8, 2010

What is the sedative situation?

What is the sedative situation? I'm from Argelius...

Current mood: breezy

Am I a trekkie yet?

After I graduate from Star Fleet Academy and do a tour on a Starship, I'm hoping for a Star Fleet posting to the Federation Embassy on Argelius. That planet and culture has got it going on! I don't know... maybe you shouldn't let me go there...I'd probably go all "native" and start doing Argelian Porn.

So I'm watching this epidsode of Star Trek called "Wolf in the Fold". It starts out on the Planet Argelius in an Argelian strip club. There are hot chics in hot outfits, and there was a belly dancer on stage wearing pink plastic pom-poms and chocolate coins in gold foil. There was a musical group on stage and the guy in the middle was huffin' a bong.

Kirk, McCoy and Mr.Scott are watching the stripper. Mr Scott has a McChubb! They say Argelius is a totally hedonistic culture, and apparently they practice meditation. Sounds like the place to "be".

Anyway...somehow this episode turns into Jack the Ripper possessing the USS Enterprise.

The next thing I know, Kirk is saying "Bones, what's the sedative situation?"

McCoy says "I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano".

Space Party!

A few minutes later McCoy and the nurses have the entire crew as high as fuckin' kites. This is definitely one of my favorite episodes!


Obviously my real parents must be from Argelius and accidently left me here when they stopped off on earth to get some gas, grass and a bag of chips. That would explain a few things to me about my earth parents.

Spock rules! I love it when he says "As we know Pi is a transcendental figure without resolution"

Sulu is so wasted!

1st Lt. India Summer blogging out.


©India Summer

1 comment:

  1. Dear David Bowie,
    Maya Bowie lubs you too. In fact she's burnin' for you.
    Love, Erica - remember me? I'm your daughter. And your sister. And I know you are also Apollo and the Sun King Louis Sixteen and the Mountain King and my Eternal lover. I promise to love, honor and obey you and to be loyal and trusting and trustworthy. I will not even look at another human being or other species with lust Adoringly yours Meouwser aka Maya Bowie aka Erica Gilland










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