People say cats aren't smart, but maybe you can explain to me why I just took a delivery of 14 lbs of Cosmic Catnip from the Fed Ex man and I found my credit card hidden behind the litter box.
Ok, after I got a few things straightened out with my cats about using my credit cards, they got high as fuck on the Cosmic Catnip. Which means that they lose all interest in me and my lover...so we can have undisturbed sex.
Yeah, I don't like it when my cats watch me have sex. It creeps me out. I don't care if every human in the world watches me having sex, but when animals watch, it disturbs me. I know that when people watch animals have sex, they almost always laugh. But most animals don't laugh on the outside. So they'll just be sitting there and you know...you know they're laughing at you!
Judging by some of the mail I'm getting in my spam box...I believe it is now becoming clear that there are a lot of animals watching porn. Apparently a lot of these animals live on farms. Have you been getting those messages too?
There seems to be a big market out there for Farm Animal Porn. Now known as F.A.P by their lobbyist in D.C. I'd like to interview Porky Pig and find out how he really feels about this. "Porky, are farm animals being exploited?"
Anyway, I had an astounding orgasm during my uninterrupted sex and at one point I was so high during the orgasm that I was high-fiving God.
India Summer
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