Sucking the Ether Penis
Current mood: indescribable
I had the weirdest experience today...I don't know whether someone laced my Red Bull with an Ambien, I was abducted by aliens or I was sucking on the ether penis!
All I remember is that I was going to do a BJ scene and when I got there, a girl started telling me my hair smelled terrific. I started dreaming I was in a shampoo commercial and then I woke up when I heard the camera man saying, "Is she snoring with a cock in her mouth?"
What the fuck was that all about? How does a blowjob turn into a nap?
You think I'm funny, but I think I have a brain tumor.
This is not a true story, but Santa Claus, the Great Pumpkin and the Ether Penis are real!!!
©India Summer
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